OK, HERE WE GO, FIRST QUESTION:
You have been studying all night for a REALLY REALLY REALLY big exam, essay form (no multiple choice), and you don't feel like you understand enough to bullshit your way through it. You can either:
(A) GRIT YOUR TEETH AND TAKE THE TEST AND PROBABLY FAIL
(B) LET MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE SLAP YOU IN THE FACE AS HARD AS HE COULD FOR A GUARANTEED A+. THERE IS PADDING ALL AROUND FOR WHEN YOU FALL. JUST TAKE THE LITTLE LOVE TAP AND WALK AWAY.
E-mail me your thoughts and answers!
Oooooooooooooooooooook, next question!
Who has better eyes?
(A.) Is it the sensuous Vas The Great Greek?
(B.) Is it the Painting from Ghostbusters 2? It's a tough decision, considering they look so alike.
E-mail me your answers, maybe I can hook you up with one of them.
WHO WOULD WIN IN A BATTLE TO THE DEATH?
(A.) French Stewart, of Third Rock from the Sun fame...
(B.) GILBERT GOTTFRIED, AKA "IAGO THE PARROT"... Keep in mind this is not a battle of annoying voices, although maybe it should be.
Is Gilbert gonna be a Problem(child) for Frenchy boy? Let me know.
OK, WHO LOOKS MORE FUCKED UP IN THESE PICTURES:
(A.) John Hudak on Formal Night at Juranimal House.
(B.) This here pussy cat.
Get crunked up like J Hu and e-mail me.