I thought I might as well put down some of my interests on the site so you could all get to know me, that is if you don't already, which is unlikely. If you do not know me, get off this site now. Seriously. Do something with your life. For that matter, if you do know me, feel free to leave with the people who don't know me. This is a waste of your time.
Fair enough, you've been warned.
So, as I was saying, I was thinking of putting a little profile of me up here at the top of the web page, like my interests and stuff, but then I thought who cares about my interests. So here are Hollywood Hunk Vin Diesel's Interests:
"Hi, my name's Vin Diesel, my interests are guns, knives, women, tatts, piercings, smoking cigars, motor-bike chases, death, car chases, gadgets that can kill, motor-boat chases, blood, explosions, bitches, motor-chair races, cliffs, sky-diving (with flame-torches preferred), punching people in the face till they die, and bubblebaths."
Thanks, Vin. Welp, ON WITH THE WEBSITE!
I guess I should introduce a few people that might be making appearances on the site every now and then:
First and foremost, this is my dream girl, Drew. You might recognize her from the picture shows. Everybody's always like "Paul, why Drew Barrymore, she's so gross!" Ok, well she's beautiful to me, so BACK OFF. Yeah, she's not the hottest thing in Hollywood, but neither is Abe Vigoda, and look at all the girls googling over him. Googling? Sorry. Anyway, DREW WILL YOU MARRY ME?
This is my boy Skip McPerv, not to be confused with Dick Jones. Skip always shows up for a good time and never lets us down. Life of the fuckin' party, this guy. Just look at him in his classy little outfit, bow tie and everything. Sure, his zipper was broken and his bulge was showing but give the guy a little credit. I doubt that was a mistake either, Skip always tells me: "Paul, if you got it, flaunt it. And I definitely got it!" That you do, Skip. That you do.
This is my roommate, Saki. I will refrain from making statements about his gay sexuality. Ok, yeah, so that's my arms around him, we were posing for a picture, but I was feeling jovial at the time, drunk as I was. Was Saki drunk? No. Then why is he so happy for another man to have his arms around him? I DON'T KNOW.
Wow, I really set myself up for that one. Anyway, let me move on to-
Sassica Masassi: PAUL!!!! WHY AREN'T I ON THIS WEBSITE THING YET, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
Wow, sorry, Sassica. I was just getting to you, gees.
Sassica Masassi: NOW!!!!!!OK OK!
This is my friend Sassica Masassi, looking her Sassiest. She's ok in my book. Just a little out there sometimes. Browsing through past conversations we've had, I found a few things that pretty much sum up Sassica. You can check some of them out on the AIM Awards page... she's says some pretty fuckin dumb things!
HOLY SHIT, CREEPY McCREEP! YOU SNUCK UP ON ME THERE!
Creepy McCreep: Paul, I was walking straight towards you for over twenty seconds, and you were watching me the entire way!
Don't get fuckin' smart with me, Creepster. Shouldn't you be in a bar somewhere, having not been home for days, and rambling to the bartender about hiring an assassin to kill your slut of a wife?
Creepy McCreep: IIIIIIIIIII'MMMMM CCCCRREEEEPPPYYYYY!!!!
Jesus, we know already. Get out of here!
Finally, here's somebody I can actually tolerate somewhat!
Score! It's Dynamite Dancin' DiPaola! Rumor has it that he can kill a man with his ultimate dancing skills! One time some football player got all up in his face... DiPaola looked him in the eye, and the crowd knew what was to come. With two simple words, DiPaola smote the evil football player of death.
And everyone ran away in terror from the fatal Re-Run Dance to the jugular.... But he's a pretty good guy, though, I like him....
Hey, look everybody, it's my BFFL Patrick Freeman Beck! Hey, Pat, you look approachable today!
It must be that HOTT woman hanging over your shoulder! Me and Pat have known eachother since he was three and I was four. We've always been kind of our own little comedy duo. Like the time we made the Weekend at Bernie's: The Next Generation movie.... Too bad it only got released in Japan, it was a pretty clever satire of American society. And worth a few good laughs, too! I mean, when two guys are dragging around a body everywhere, how could hilarity NOT ensue?
Now we're gonna take a break and talk to the one and only Vas the Great Greek. How the hell are ya today, Vas?
Vas The Great Greek: Well, Paul, as you can see I'm feeling very sensuous today. I'm practicing being a model. Did you know Greeks invented modeling?
No, Vas, I wasn't aware of that.
Vas The Great Greek: Obviously the Greeks invented modeling, they invented the Kodak camera.
But, Vas, I thought George Eastman first invented the Kodak camera in the 1880's, almost 2000 years past your people's prime!
Vas The Greak Greek: No, it was Aristotle.
Oh, Vas, you malaka.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Skip McPerv, what's the matter?
Skip McPerv: I'm tired from all this partying on this web page, and my STDs are acting up. Can we pleeeeeeaaaaase take a break?
Oooooooooooh alright, FOR NOW I SUPPOSE!
ANYWAY, it appears I filled up all my space on tripod so I had to make another account to continue the web page. Here are the links to that page!
NOTORIOUS P.J.G PAGE 2
|Click the buffness to enter Notorious P.J.G 2!
PAUL VS. PAUL... COMING SOON
Paul's Story Time!
By the way, here are some links I definitely recommend. The first few are by my buddies, and the rest are just random that you probably won't enjoy unless you are me. Which you're not. Anyway, yeah, here they are.
Late Night Stories
I scored 100% on the "How Paul Gulyas Are You?" Quiz! What about you?
Click on this if you want to be mad at me.
My Favorite Comic Strip, Achewood
Best Info on Upcoming Movies, C.H.U.D
Best Info On Movies Already Out, IMDB
Best Info On Uncle Jesse. Period. (Courtesy of Augie)